Do you know this person? Social Media Fails

“New Friend Request: Athanasi Bengal, Network: Mexico.” As someone who hasn’t set foot in Mexico, this is something I find puzzling (and rude). In the past I have I have imagined a doppleganger with the same name, travelling to the dodgiest corners of the world and meeting interesting people with odd professions and a penchant for religiousness, shouting “look for me online” whilst speeding off into the sunset. The poor buggers then unwittingly waited for their friendship to be accepted online whilst I rejected them outright, putting an end to the fantasies of countless  lonely chaps around the world.

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